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  • Latest HeadlinesErik Ten Hag Ponting

    TIME FOR MAN UTD TO GET HAG RID?

    “I am no Harry Potter.” So said He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, soon after his side were embarrassed by visitors and rivals Liverpool at the weekend. Did he mean he doesn’t wear glasses or that he’s crap at Quidditch? Maybe that he hasn’t got a magic wand? Or all of the above? YOU SAVED ME, HERMIONE The annual race to be first Premier League manager to be sacked has never been hotter and Ten Hag will be well used…

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  • Latest HeadlinesReferee Shakes Manager's Hand

    NORMAL PREMIER LEAGUE SERVICE TO BE RESUMED

    Normal service is resumed! Both for the Premier League and us here at Kick Around Football. KAF was Meta-hacked – taken down in unceremonious fashion like Erling Haaland’s dad was by Roy Keane. ROY WONDER MISSING THE BALL… AGAIN It’s good to be back after the break. And it’s good to have the Premier League back with all its usual rivalries. There’s Arsenal v Spurs, Man United v Liverpool and Man City v the British…

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    HEARTBREAKING SPURS – LIKE WATCHING A CUTE PANDA CHEW ON BAMBOO AS A TIGER APPROACHES

    As all Spurs fans will tell you, “High-flying Spurs are just the best.  The dog’s bollocks, mate!” The word at White Hart Lane is “Harry who?” and “Ange is the man. Let’s sing another chorus of that rewritten Angels thing. And the new, slightly longer chorus of It’s Lucky For Spurs When The Year Ends in One, no, Three. No, Wait, This Season Will End in Four.” BULLSEYE – HERE’S WHAT YOU COULD’VE WON What happy…

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