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RETURN OF THE MAC ALLISTER
Former World Cup-winning skinhead, Alexis Mac Allister has told anyone who will listen that he is “sad” not to be…
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TODD BOEHLS OUT
Chelsea’s kid in a sweetshop owner, Todd ‘How-Did-Someone-That-Shit-At-Doing-Business-Manage-To-Buy-Chelsea-In-The-First-Place’ Boehly, is keen to get out and is close to an agreement…
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REFEREES ARE ON THE PULL
Premier League referees will change how they judge players who pull hair this season – after three saw red for…
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EVEN BALD MEN WANT INFANTINO OUT
The National Organisation Hoping Alopecia Is Receding (NOHAIR) have today SLAMMED slapheaded, white-trainer-wearing-with-black-suit-really-yes-really FIFA President Gianni Infantino for his venal,…
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SPURRED ON TO BUY
Spurs’ transfer window buying spree is neatly summed up by their manager, the always-in-black-like-he’s-delivering-Milk-Tray, Roberto De Zerbi. “ALL THIS SHOPPING’S…
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MAN! CITY STILL GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Sheffield United face their second points deduction in as many years, and clubs like Everton, Nottingham Forest and Leicester City…
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WILL LIVERPOOL’S AMAZON TRANSFER DELIVER?
Billionaire and Mini Me lookalike, Jeff Bezos, has bought a healthy stake in Liverpool FC, one of the Premier League’s…
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KAF ARE DOING AN IPSWICH – BACK AT THE TOP TABLE
We’re back! Yes, it’s a new season and, after a frustrating term in the doldrums, we’ve bounced back and are…
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IN A CLASS OF HIS OWN?
The Yankees down swanky Kings Road in London may have spent eye-watering amounts of cash on 47-year contracts for enough…
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TIME FOR MAN UTD TO GET HAG RID?
“I am no Harry Potter.” So said He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, soon after his side were embarrassed by visitors and rivals Liverpool at…
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