Sheffield United face their second points deduction in as many years, and clubs like Everton, Nottingham Forest and Leicester City continue to lick their wounds from recent points deductions for financial impropriety. No surprise then that the Premier League have sprung into action to censure Man City following their whopping 115 Premier League Charges in 2023
The Premier League’s Rapid Response Unit has wasted no time in the last three and a half years to bring City to heel. The enquiry ended nearly two years ago and the Premier League’s Crack Lightning Reaction Force have immediately responded. As Newcastle sold player after player and emptied their midfield to comply with the same rules that Man City broke in multiple ways, the Premier League’s Instant Decision-Making Machinery Process has moved like lightning.
Fans could be forgiven if they didn’t catch the details of the case. Such is the speed of the Premier League’s ferocious response. City’s legal team pulled every trick to dodge the issue. The Premier League’s Superfast Lickety-Spit, Chop-Chop, Full Throttle Gangbusters Determination Counsel were always there breathing down their neck.
The Premier League’s feverish barristers are chomping at the bit and have reacted to questions quickly. Their quick-witted response was “We have to follow the process and allow it to reach its natural conclusion.”
