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IS KANE ABLE?

Bayern manager, Thomas Tuchel, is keen to make up with Harry Kane, following his apology after last weekend’s debut defeat when he confessed it was all HIS fault.

Is Kane Able
“YOU’RE ONE OF MY OWN”

The German baseball-cap-wearing, Skeletor look-a-like was quick to shoulder the blame for the disastrous start to the England and (finally ) former Tottenham marksman’s career with the German heavyweights. In the Englishman’s hugely-hyped debut, the German champions, Bayern, were outplayed by title rivals, RB Leipzig, losing 3-0 in the German Super Cup Final.

Tuchel apologised personally to Kane, his latest acquisition and new frontman. He said he was deeply sorry that the team had performed so poorly. Kane was so shocked he almost closed his mouth. He said, “The gaffer has no need to worry. I’m used to it. I’ve been playing at Spurs for years. If we’d won that trophy, I wouldn’t have known what to do with it”

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