Former World Cup-winning skinhead, Alexis Mac Allister has told anyone who will listen that he is “sad” not to be offered a new contract at Liverpool.
Mac Allister blubbed, “All the new players in but no contract for me. It’s not fair. Dommy and Ryan – they have both got one. And Ryan doesn’t run as much as me – or look so bristly and aggressive. This skin head doesn’t cut itself, you know.” At least we think that’s what he said. There was a lot of snivelling and nose-blowing at the same time.
On the Official LFC Fan Phone-In (of which there are hundreds) – where fans call up and talk like a renowned, elite manager rather than a fat bloke on a shit-stained sofa in a static-inducing nylon football top – opinion’s divided.
Many were delighted that the Argentine midfielder has responded with two goals in as many games and one assist. However, one fan, Miccckk The Scouser, was less impressed, having witnessed Mac Allister complaining about his no contract situation directly to the fans, pre-match, running up and down all the rows of seating at Anfield. Miccckk said “Das poor from Macca – on so many levels”.
