TALKING BALLS

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TUCHEL TALKS TURKEY ABOUT HIS TURKEY

Chelsea manager, Thomas Tuchel, tells the press when we can and cannot laugh at currently struggling centre-forward, Romelu Lukaku.

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RECREATIONAL FOOTBALL TO KICK OFF AGAIN. WHO’S HAPPIER – HIM OR HER?

STUDS OR MOULDEDS? Pitches nationwide will once again feel the cut and thrust of studs and mouldeds as the government…

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MAY (OR MAY NOT) BE STUPID

Moyes rallies his men, Mourinho as Milk Tray man and Man City marriage talk

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APRIL FOOLS

Covering everything from Phil Neville’s latest job search, fashion in the dug-out and even a glimpse of Mike Ashley’s wallet…

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SEAN DYCHE SINGS!

After 7.5 years in the hot-seat at Turf Moor, the butchest gaffer in the Premier League finally opens his heart…

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