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ARSENAL COFFERS BOOSTED BY SALES OF NEW CLUB MERCHANDISE

The board at the Emirates are smiling from ear to ear as their transfer pot is growing thanks to sales of their latest product – a David Luiz sticker.

“David Luiz is a real character.” said a club spokesman. “He’s great fun to have around the club. We all fall about watching his crazy antics – to say nothing of his hair. You keep trying to guess when he’s going to pull his next prank. There isn’t another player in the world who can make an empty stadium laugh.”

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