\n\n\nA new survey has revealed Liverpool manager, J\u00fcrgen Klopp, as the UK's Bestest Ever German! He puts to bed the friendly UK\/ Germany rivalry that meant they never let us win at penalties, never voted for us in Eurovision and, according to ancient BBC tapes, even bombed the chip shop of 70s comic, Stan Boardman\u2019s grandad. \n\n\n\n\n\n\nTOP OF THE KLOPPS\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhile the contest was hardly brimming with front-runners, the genial Klopp held off familiar faces like legendary Spurs goal-hanging diver, J\u00fcrgen Klinsmann, and Euro 96 semi-final puffed-up chest irritant, Andreas M\u00f6ller.\n\n\n\n\n\nDOWN AND OUT\n\n\n\n\n\nPUFFED OUT\n\n\n\n\n\nTensions built as the result was delayed when another contender, Arsenal playmaker Mesut \u00d6zil, went missing. But ultimately, Klopp was a worthy winner, the survey listing the Liverpool manager's many qualities, including: having Norbert as a middle name, being able to carry off wearing a baseball cap despite being 52 and being in possession of excellent set of over-whitened teeth which first drew Roberto Firmino to the club.\n\n\n\n\n\nJURGEN CHOPS\n\n\n\n\n\nUpon claiming this prestigious title, Klopp said, "It's such an honour to be recognised by a country I respect so much. For sure, there'll be an open-top bus parade through the city - just as soon as I get hold of a reliable German bus. I can\u2019t have a British bus that'll blow up five minutes after leaving the garage.\u201d\n\n\n
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