RETURN OF THE MAC ALLISTER
Former World Cup-winning skinhead, Alexis Mac Allister has told anyone who will listen that he is “sad” not to be…
TODD BOEHLS OUT
Chelsea’s kid in a sweetshop owner, Todd ‘How-Did-Someone-That-Shit-At-Doing-Business-Manage-To-Buy-Chelsea-In-The-First-Place’ Boehly, is keen to get out and is close to an agreement…
REFEREES ARE ON THE PULL
Premier League referees will change how they judge players who pull hair this season – after three saw red for…
EVEN BALD MEN WANT INFANTINO OUT
The National Organisation Hoping Alopecia Is Receding (NOHAIR) have today SLAMMED slapheaded, white-trainer-wearing-with-black-suit-really-yes-really FIFA President Gianni Infantino for his venal,…
SPURRED ON TO BUY
Spurs’ transfer window buying spree is neatly summed up by their manager, the always-in-black-like-he’s-delivering-Milk-Tray, Roberto De Zerbi. “ALL THIS SHOPPING’S…