TODD BOEHLS OUT
Chelsea’s kid in a sweetshop owner, Todd ‘How-Did-Someone-That-Shit-At-Doing-Business-Manage-To-Buy-Chelsea-In-The-First-Place’ Boehly, is keen to get out and is close to an agreement…
REFEREES ARE ON THE PULL
Premier League referees will change how they judge players who pull hair this season – after three saw red for…
EVEN BALD MEN WANT INFANTINO OUT
The National Organisation Hoping Alopecia Is Receding (NOHAIR) have today SLAMMED slapheaded, white-trainer-wearing-with-black-suit-really-yes-really FIFA President Gianni Infantino for his venal,…
SPURRED ON TO BUY
Spurs’ transfer window buying spree is neatly summed up by their manager, the always-in-black-like-he’s-delivering-Milk-Tray, Roberto De Zerbi. “ALL THIS SHOPPING’S…
MAN! CITY STILL GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Sheffield United face their second points deduction in as many years, and clubs like Everton, Nottingham Forest and Leicester City…