The National Organisation Hoping Alopecia Is Receding (NOHAIR) have today SLAMMED slapheaded, white-trainer-wearing-with-black-suit-really-yes-really FIFA President Gianni Infantino for his venal, craven, grasping selling out of the beautiful game.
FIFA-FOE-FUM, I SMELL THE MONEY
A cue-ball, domed spokesman said “It’s a disgrace! I don’t think baldies should ever contemplate selling off a stake in the World Cup. Until then, he had our full support because getting a baldy in a position of power was a huge coup. He was replacing permy pickpocket Platini and burgling bald-denier Blatter. With Infantini’s beautifully buffed bonce on the throne, we thought he could bring in other unemployed baldies like Erik Ten Hag, Fabien Barthez and that bald bloke who played for Newcastle, Jonjo somebody.
“Imagine – the FIFA top table comprised of no-one but chrome domes. We’d have been as happy as Arjen Robben in a wig. Instead we have been forced to take action and have brought the FIFA boss’s hair-raising exploits to the attention of our honorary President, Zinedine Zidane – or as we know him, ZZ Top. Hopefully, he will find Infantino and head butt him.”
When we asked FIFA to comment on their relationship with His Royal Hairless, Infantino, they confirmed there would be no parting.
NOHAIR PRESIDENT ZIDANE GREETS THE CEO OF WASH&GONE
