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REFEREES ARE ON THE PULL

Premier League referees will change how they judge players who pull hair this season – after three saw red for it in 2025-26 via VAR.

Referees will look for a “clear and deliberate action” before making a decision. Players are fuming, especially Erling Haaland, who took drastic scissor action this summer to foil grabby defenders. The nordic striker changed his look from ‘long-haired, Scandinavian bulldog’ to the classic ‘bulldog’. While the rules around hair-pulling are tightened, PGMOL say no changes are likely to other laws. For instance, giving opponents a Chinese Burn, wiping your bogies on their jumper or calling them ‘Smelly Poo Pants’.  These still warrant a red card and being sent to bed without tea.  

“BUT I ONLY SAID IT BECAUSE HE PULLED MY HAIR – HONEST.”

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