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NORMAL PREMIER LEAGUE SERVICE TO BE RESUMED
Normal service is resumed! Both for the Premier League and us here at Kick Around Football. KAF was Meta-hacked –…
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‘MAN, IT’S SO UNFAIR!’ UNITED
With all the charm, sophistication and rigour of a 15-year-old who thinks the world is against him and regularly wanks into…
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PUTTING PEP’S PAIN IN PERSPECTIVE
Balding, tactical Gandalf and Man City manager, Pep Guardiola, is recuperating in hospital. The bearded, tactical Merlin and Citizens manager told…
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CAN THE PREMIER LEAGUE COPE WITH THE BIG SHEIKH UP?
This weekend the Premier League’s new season kicks off and it’ll feel a little different. Not because of the standard…
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WHO’S NEXT UP FRONT FOR THE CURSE OF THE BLUES?
It’s become a regular topic for discussion that the role of Chelsea No 9 might – just might – be…
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OO-ER, I JUST CAN’T MANAGE. BUT WHO CAN?
As the country recovers from laughing uproariously at Man U’s parlous situation, attention turns to replacing Only Gunna Sackyer. Who’ll…
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WHAT EVERY CLUB NEEDS THIS SEASON
With the 21/22 season under way – unbelievably only weeks after the final of Euro, er, 2020 – and the…
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WHAT EACH PREMIER LEAGUE CLUB WANTS IN 2021
It’s time to make resolutions and the transfer window opening means the Premier League clubs are all queuing up outside…
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PEP GUARDIOLA’S ‘NOT BOTHERED’ ABOUT WINNING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – HONEST.
Pep Guardiola has declared, for the 95th time, that Man Cit-eh haven’t failed by not winning the Champions League under…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
CITY SERVANT TURNS VILLAIN
After years learning the craft at the feet of one of the greats, he leaves and now strives to betray…
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