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DID UEFA LOSE THE PLOT WHEN THEY LOST THEIR BOTTLE?
Under-fire, world-dominating, ‘there-for-the-fans’ football monolith, UEFA, have proved they haven’t lost the plot when it comes to losing the bottle.…
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LOW AND BEHOLD HIS LOOKALIKE
Separated at birth? Joachim Low and his lookalike have identical hair and an identical glum expression for identical reasons. Moe…
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SACKYER’S ‘INJURIES’ PLAN FOR RETURN TO MAN UTD GLORY
The Man United manager, Only Gunna Sackyer, has vowed to bring the glory days back to Old Trafford with a…
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THE FAN’S PRAYER
Last year’s tournament is finally kicking off. Thanks to FIFA and their machinations and then Covid, there’s little that most…
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DONNY’S DOUBLE DUTCH
Hard to tell them apart, right? Here’s a clue: one is Woody from behind the bar; the other is Donny…
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KANE: I’VE DECIDED – OR HAVE I?
The simple Tottenham angel with the glass ankles, Harry Kane, today decided to release a statement to @kickaroundfootball regarding whether…
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MAN UNITED’S ‘NO PENALTY’ FURY
The Reds’ manager, Only Gunna Sackyer, has hit out at ‘blatant bias’ from the powers-that-be who have decided to give…
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DANIEL LEVY ‘SCARED SHITLESS’ BY DECISION ERROR
Tottenham’s chairman, Daniel ‘Long-Pockets’ Levy, is haunted – yes HAUNTED – by his error this week. He had two announcements…
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WHEN HARRY MET SONNY…
Harry Kane today denied ever denying the denial which denied his previous denial that denied denying he was leaving Tottenham. …
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A SPAIN IN THE ARSENAL
Arsenal manager and Captain Black lookalike, Mikel Arteta, has commented on reports linking him with the managerial job at Barcelona.…
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