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£14:95 PAY-PER-VIEW “WORTH EVERY PENNY”, SAYS PREMIER LEAGUE TOP BRASS
The CEO of the Premier League, Richard Masters – yes, he really is called Dick Masters, a great name for…
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DICK HURTS DIJK
Since Saturday afternoon, the red half of Liverpool has been a city in mourning for Virgil Van Dijk’s anterior cruciate…
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MAN UNITED SHOCK THROWS TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY INTO A SPIN
OLD TRAFFORD – BUYING With the transfer window entering its last few hours, Man United have created real deadline drama.…
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FOOTBALL FALLS FOUL OF FASHION JOKERS
A new season means a new series of club kits – forcing their loyal fanbase to cough up over-the-odds sums…
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MAGUIRE CAN’T MASK HIS DELIGHT THAT SENTENCE IS SUSPENDED
Manchester United’s mammoth centre-back, Harry Maguire, is over the moon that the Greek judge’s decision to give him a prison…
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“WE’RE INTER YOU” SING MILAN FANS
As Inter Milan’s biggest game for a decade approaches, the club’s fans can’t stop singing the praises of their dashing…
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SPURS HAVE A HART
In a (let’s be honest) rather surprising move, former England non-glories keeper, Man City, West Ham and Burnley reject, Joe…
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BALE OUT! ZIDANE, YOU’RE ROCKING THE BOAT
Thanks to KICKAROUNDFOOTBALL’s 21st Century, hi-tech, long-distance, cutting edge recording equipment – otherwise known as a parabolic recorder (no, really)…
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SAUDIS ZING OUT OF TOON
ASHLEY – UPMARKET Owner, Mike Ashley, is disgusted that despite “cutting my own throat, I couldn’t get f*@king Newcastle DisUnited…
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VAR YOU SERIOUS?? PREMIER LEAGUE’S NEW ‘FOOLPROOF’ VAR SOLUTION
After a week of shocking VAR decisions affecting relegation and European possibilities, the Premier League have today revealed a revolutionary…
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