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WEST HAM “TOO GOOD TO GO DOWN AND TOO SHIT TO STAY UP” – GOLD
PUTTING THE HAMMERS DOWN? After the first weekend of Project Restart, West Ham United have won the race to be…
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ONLY GUNNA SACKYER REVEALS MAN UNITED TRANSFER SENSATION!
Transfer talk at Old Trafford has rocked football to its very core. In a sensational revelation just hours before taking…
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HANCOCK CLEARS UP HIS RASH COCK-UP
Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, having quickly apologised, has now explained why he mistakenly called Marcus Rashford ‘Daniel’ on live TV.…
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ARSENAL COFFERS BOOSTED BY SALES OF NEW CLUB MERCHANDISE
The board at the Emirates are smiling from ear to ear as their transfer pot is growing thanks to sales…
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RASHFORD MAKES GOVERNMENT SICK AS PARROTS
Despite earlier lambasting ‘Free School Meals Champion’ Marcus Rashford – hoping he’d shut up and let them do nothing –…
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THIS WEEK’S POSER
WHO THE F.C. ARE YOU? KAF’s puzzler this week is less about knowledge and more about thinking outside the box…
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Mesut Ozil “is fantastic value for money” – Arteta
Mikel Arteta, the shop-window dummy look-alike and Arsenal manager, today told a packed press conference at the Emirates that semi-permanent…
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VILLA COACH, TERRY, FUMES AT UNFAIR PREMIER LEAGUE
With their first post-Covid match against Sheffield United a matter of hours away, Aston Villa Coach and former England defender,…
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IT’S OFFICIAL! JÜRGEN KLOPP IS THE BESTEST EVER GERMAN
A new survey has revealed Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp, as the UK’s Bestest Ever German! He puts to bed the…
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KEANE ON SELF-ISOLATION AFTER JUNE 17th
Everton’s 27-year-old tree trunk-like No. 5 and central defender, Michael Keane, says Project Restart will change nothing. Keane has broken…
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