TALKING BALLS

TALKING BALLS

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In The Burnley

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April Fools

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Talking Balls 05:2020

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DOING THE DOUBLE

    A WOLF IN WOLVES CLOTHING?

    Back in the Premier League, back at Stamford Bridge, and raring to go take chunks out of the Blues’ defence…

    LOW AND BEHOLD HIS LOOKALIKE

    Separated at birth? Joachim Low and his lookalike have identical hair and an identical glum expression for identical reasons. Moe…

    CITY SERVANT TURNS VILLAIN

    After years learning the craft at the feet of one of the greats, he leaves and now strives to betray…

    BRAZILIAN DANCING ON ICE?

    THE DIFFERENCE? FABINHO WOULD LOOK RUBBISH WITH HIS PANTS OUTSIDE HIS STALAC-TIGHTS After 30 years in the Premier League Deep…

    THEY’RE THE SPIT

    WHICH IS WHICH? A TRICKY QUESTION MADE HARDER WHEN ONE SWAPS HIS HANDS FOR HOOVES. We are building a Gallery…

    ANYONE FANCY A DIP?

    Tragically separated at birth but, weirdly, their connection lives on. Both are known for their dipping performance. Which should David…

    THE BULGING NET

    THE BULGING NET

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    Newsreader Powers On Through

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    SIGN HIM UP

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      IVAN EAGERNESS TO TRAIN

      Spread-betting, suspended, England-wannabe-targetman and Brentford centre forward, Ivan Toney, is living a personal hell. He’s gone on record, saying that…

      PUTTING PEP’S PAIN IN PERSPECTIVE

      Balding, tactical Gandalf and Man City manager, Pep Guardiola, is recuperating in hospital.  The bearded, tactical Merlin and Citizens manager told…

      BREAKING NEWS: CHELSEA SIGN BLOKE AS HE LEAVES SPORTS DIRECT WITH A PAIR OF BOOTS

      With Chelsea yet to notch their first win of the season and the transfer window closing soon, the big spenders…

      NEW NEWS, IT’S A NEW NEWCASTLE

      Newcastle’simpressive start to the seasonhas left many impressed amidst much talk of the ‘New Newcastle’.  However, there were several journalists…

      MAUPAY THE PRICE

      Flame-haired, gravel-voiced, fiery, ginger firebrand and Everton Manager, Sean Dyche, has hitout at the online criticism endured by his cow’s-arse-banjo…

      IS KANE ABLE?

      Bayern manager, Thomas Tuchel, is keen to make up with Harry Kane, following his apology after last weekend’s debut defeat…

      CAN THE PREMIER LEAGUE COPE WITH THE BIG SHEIKH UP?

      This weekend the Premier League’s new season kicks off and it’ll feel a little different. Not because of the standard…

      MEANWHILE BACK AT SPURS,… EXACTLY WHO IS BEING THE STUPID CONTE?

      The soap opera that is Tottenham Hotspur continues. The trouble is, this particular soap opera seems to be on repeat…
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