IVAN EAGERNESS TO TRAIN
Spread-betting, suspended, England-wannabe-targetman and Brentford centre forward, Ivan Toney, is living a personal hell. He’s gone on record, saying that…
PUTTING PEP’S PAIN IN PERSPECTIVE
Balding, tactical Gandalf and Man City manager, Pep Guardiola, is recuperating in hospital. The bearded, tactical Merlin and Citizens manager told…
BREAKING NEWS: CHELSEA SIGN BLOKE AS HE LEAVES SPORTS DIRECT WITH A PAIR OF BOOTS
With Chelsea yet to notch their first win of the season and the transfer window closing soon, the big spenders…
NEW NEWS, IT’S A NEW NEWCASTLE
Newcastle’simpressive start to the seasonhas left many impressed amidst much talk of the ‘New Newcastle’. However, there were several journalists…
MAUPAY THE PRICE
Flame-haired, gravel-voiced, fiery, ginger firebrand and Everton Manager, Sean Dyche, has hitout at the online criticism endured by his cow’s-arse-banjo…