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SIGN FOR KAF – and get updates while the ink’s still wet.
The Transfer window is always open when it comes to quality signings. This year is going to be a big…
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SEAN DYCHE MANAGES A HIT SINGLE
Burnley’s Badass Boss of the dance floor, Snoop Dyche, emcees his way through a Village People disco classic to the…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
OWLS OF DERISION
Look at one and we think, “Twit-te-woo”. Look at the other and we think “Twit”. They both go out at…
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FOOTBALL POSERS
LAST WEEK’S POSER
‘X’ MARKS THE SPOT Q: Since England last won the World Cup, in 1966, the letter X has featured in…
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TALKING BALLS
MAY (OR MAY NOT) BE STUPID
Moyes rallies his men, Mourinho as Milk Tray man and Man City marriage talk
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DOING THE DOUBLE
TO INFINITY AND… NEWCASTLE?
This frightening likeness is the main reason Bale grew a man bun. But his hairstyle would get laughed off St…
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TALKING BALLS
APRIL FOOLS
Covering everything from Phil Neville’s latest job search, fashion in the dug-out and even a glimpse of Mike Ashley’s wallet…
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THE BULGING NET
SAVING PENALTIES… IT’S ALL ABOUT ANTICIPATION
This young fella’s reflexes are enough to put David De Gea or Alisson to shame. Either that or he’s been…
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TALKING BALLS
SEAN DYCHE SINGS!
After 7.5 years in the hot-seat at Turf Moor, the butchest gaffer in the Premier League finally opens his heart…
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THAT WEEK THIS WEEK
MIGHTY MOUSE KEV IS BACK WITH A RANT RANT
To celebrate Kevin Keegan’s 70th birthday, we’re taking this opportunity to remind everyone of his best known achievement. He would…
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