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TALKING BALLS
SEAN DYCHE SINGS!
After 7.5 years in the hot-seat at Turf Moor, the butchest gaffer in the Premier League finally opens his heart…
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THAT WEEK THIS WEEK
MIGHTY MOUSE KEV IS BACK WITH A RANT RANT
To celebrate Kevin Keegan’s 70th birthday, we’re taking this opportunity to remind everyone of his best known achievement. He would…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
BUTTHEAD VAN GAAL
The difference? Er…. we’ll get back to you. If you have a suggestion for another football face and its twin,…
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SHEARER’S SHEER AGONY
The glamorous world of BBC football punditry has been sent reeling
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THE BULGING NET
TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL…
…is hard – look at Martin Keown. Talking about it in a second language is especially difficult. This guy…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
“ALEXIS DON’T SHARE.”
The only difference? Joey earned his millions sitting on a sofa, Alexis on a bench. Tough life. If you have…
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FIFA FEEL FUTURE FINALS FINISH FINALLY IF FIFA FIND FEE
FIFA HQ, ZURICH – EARLIER TODAY FIFA today announced that the many delayed football tournaments around the world can be completed as…
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