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THIS WEEK’S POSER
WHO THE F.C. ARE YOU? KAF’s puzzler this week is less about knowledge and more about thinking outside the box…
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Mesut Ozil “is fantastic value for money” – Arteta
Mikel Arteta, the shop-window dummy look-alike and Arsenal manager, today told a packed press conference at the Emirates that semi-permanent…
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VILLA COACH, TERRY, FUMES AT UNFAIR PREMIER LEAGUE
With their first post-Covid match against Sheffield United a matter of hours away, Aston Villa Coach and former England defender,…
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IT’S OFFICIAL! JÜRGEN KLOPP IS THE BESTEST EVER GERMAN
A new survey has revealed Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp, as the UK’s Bestest Ever German! He puts to bed the…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
MY PRECIOUS JOB
They both spend their days in a place no-one can locate and they’ve both lost the thing most precious to…
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KEANE ON SELF-ISOLATION AFTER JUNE 17th
Everton’s 27-year-old tree trunk-like No. 5 and central defender, Michael Keane, says Project Restart will change nothing. Keane has broken…
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TIP-TOP ‘TOP TENS’ TIPPING & TOPPLING
The entire BBC are furious that the Premier League have decided the football season won’t be resumed till mid-June because…
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NEVER-ENDING DEBATE OF “WILL SEASON END?” TO END JUNE 17th
A faceless Premier League spokesman took time off today from rubbing £50 notes on his nipples and moaning “Yeah, baby”,…
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SIGN FOR KAF – and get updates while the ink’s still wet.
The Transfer window is always open when it comes to quality signings. This year is going to be a big…
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SEAN DYCHE MANAGES A HIT SINGLE
Burnley’s Badass Boss of the dance floor, Snoop Dyche, emcees his way through a Village People disco classic to the…
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