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TALKING BALLS
RECREATIONAL FOOTBALL TO KICK OFF AGAIN. WHO’S HAPPIER – HIM OR HER?
STUDS OR MOULDEDS? Pitches nationwide will once again feel the cut and thrust of studs and mouldeds as the government…
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VAR YOU SERIOUS?? PREMIER LEAGUE’S NEW ‘FOOLPROOF’ VAR SOLUTION
After a week of shocking VAR decisions affecting relegation and European possibilities, the Premier League have today revealed a revolutionary…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
ANYONE FANCY A DIP?
Tragically separated at birth but, weirdly, their connection lives on. Both are known for their dipping performance. Which should David…
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DANIEL LEVY SPURRED BY FREE TRANSFERS
Daniel “Buy No One” Levy has told preening, posturing, former-glories manager, Jose Mourinho, that he can go ahead and sign…
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CHAMPAGNE SALES SOAR AS 19 PREMIER LEAGUE CLUBS CELEBRATE ONE-YEAR EXTENSION FOR DAVID LUIZ
NO F*@KING WAY! SERIOUSLY? Arsenal ‘defender’, David Luiz, has brought a smile to the faces of strikers across the Premier…
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WEST HAM “TOO GOOD TO GO DOWN AND TOO SHIT TO STAY UP” – GOLD
PUTTING THE HAMMERS DOWN? After the first weekend of Project Restart, West Ham United have won the race to be…
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ONLY GUNNA SACKYER REVEALS MAN UNITED TRANSFER SENSATION!
Transfer talk at Old Trafford has rocked football to its very core. In a sensational revelation just hours before taking…
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HANCOCK CLEARS UP HIS RASH COCK-UP
Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, having quickly apologised, has now explained why he mistakenly called Marcus Rashford ‘Daniel’ on live TV.…
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ARSENAL COFFERS BOOSTED BY SALES OF NEW CLUB MERCHANDISE
The board at the Emirates are smiling from ear to ear as their transfer pot is growing thanks to sales…
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RASHFORD MAKES GOVERNMENT SICK AS PARROTS
Despite earlier lambasting ‘Free School Meals Champion’ Marcus Rashford – hoping he’d shut up and let them do nothing –…
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