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SPURS HAVE A HART
In a (let’s be honest) rather surprising move, former England non-glories keeper, Man City, West Ham and Burnley reject, Joe…
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BALE OUT! ZIDANE, YOU’RE ROCKING THE BOAT
Thanks to KICKAROUNDFOOTBALL’s 21st Century, hi-tech, long-distance, cutting edge recording equipment – otherwise known as a parabolic recorder (no, really)…
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SAUDIS ZING OUT OF TOON
ASHLEY – UPMARKET Owner, Mike Ashley, is disgusted that despite “cutting my own throat, I couldn’t get f*@king Newcastle DisUnited…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
THEY’RE THE SPIT
WHICH IS WHICH? A TRICKY QUESTION MADE HARDER WHEN ONE SWAPS HIS HANDS FOR HOOVES. We are building a Gallery…
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TALKING BALLS
RECREATIONAL FOOTBALL TO KICK OFF AGAIN. WHO’S HAPPIER – HIM OR HER?
STUDS OR MOULDEDS? Pitches nationwide will once again feel the cut and thrust of studs and mouldeds as the government…
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VAR YOU SERIOUS?? PREMIER LEAGUE’S NEW ‘FOOLPROOF’ VAR SOLUTION
After a week of shocking VAR decisions affecting relegation and European possibilities, the Premier League have today revealed a revolutionary…
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ANYONE FANCY A DIP?
Tragically separated at birth but, weirdly, their connection lives on. Both are known for their dipping performance. Which should David…
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DANIEL LEVY SPURRED BY FREE TRANSFERS
Daniel “Buy No One” Levy has told preening, posturing, former-glories manager, Jose Mourinho, that he can go ahead and sign…
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CHAMPAGNE SALES SOAR AS 19 PREMIER LEAGUE CLUBS CELEBRATE ONE-YEAR EXTENSION FOR DAVID LUIZ
NO F*@KING WAY! SERIOUSLY? Arsenal ‘defender’, David Luiz, has brought a smile to the faces of strikers across the Premier…
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WEST HAM “TOO GOOD TO GO DOWN AND TOO SHIT TO STAY UP” – GOLD
PUTTING THE HAMMERS DOWN? After the first weekend of Project Restart, West Ham United have won the race to be…
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