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MAN! U LOST AGAIN
Manchester Disunited’s dismal early season form continues to continue. Ed Woodward, the United supremo, who pointlessly buys players with no…
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THE JURY’S OUT ON BALE
Gareth Bale’s return to Spurs seems the perfect signing for Jose Mourinho. Both men left their previous clubs amidst an…
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£14:95 PAY-PER-VIEW “WORTH EVERY PENNY”, SAYS PREMIER LEAGUE TOP BRASS
The CEO of the Premier League, Richard Masters – yes, he really is called Dick Masters, a great name for…
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DICK HURTS DIJK
Since Saturday afternoon, the red half of Liverpool has been a city in mourning for Virgil Van Dijk’s anterior cruciate…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
CITY SERVANT TURNS VILLAIN
After years learning the craft at the feet of one of the greats, he leaves and now strives to betray…
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MAN UNITED SHOCK THROWS TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY INTO A SPIN
OLD TRAFFORD – BUYING With the transfer window entering its last few hours, Man United have created real deadline drama.…
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FOOTBALL FALLS FOUL OF FASHION JOKERS
A new season means a new series of club kits – forcing their loyal fanbase to cough up over-the-odds sums…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
BRAZILIAN DANCING ON ICE?
THE DIFFERENCE? FABINHO WOULD LOOK RUBBISH WITH HIS PANTS OUTSIDE HIS STALAC-TIGHTS After 30 years in the Premier League Deep…
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MAGUIRE CAN’T MASK HIS DELIGHT THAT SENTENCE IS SUSPENDED
Manchester United’s mammoth centre-back, Harry Maguire, is over the moon that the Greek judge’s decision to give him a prison…
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“WE’RE INTER YOU” SING MILAN FANS
As Inter Milan’s biggest game for a decade approaches, the club’s fans can’t stop singing the praises of their dashing…
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