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WHAT EACH PREMIER LEAGUE CLUB WANTS IN 2021
It’s time to make resolutions and the transfer window opening means the Premier League clubs are all queuing up outside…
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PHIL NEVILLE SLAMS ONLY GUNNAR SACKYER ‘WITCH HUNT’
Tough-talking, play-anywhere-for-Everton, Phil Neville, has hit out on behalf of Man United manager and former goal-hanger, Only Gunnar Sackyer. PHIL…
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OLIVIER ASKS “PLEASE FRANK, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE?”
Having scored all four – count them, FOUR – goals in Chelsea’s 4-0 win against Sevilla, Olivier Giroud has staked…
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PEP GUARDIOLA’S ‘NOT BOTHERED’ ABOUT WINNING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – HONEST.
Pep Guardiola has declared, for the 95th time, that Man Cit-eh haven’t failed by not winning the Champions League under…
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WHEN MARK HUGHES FELL FOUL OF AUSTIN POWERS
It’s exactly two years since one of the most clearcut examples of Player Power and – coincidentally – almost that…
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LYING RYAN FINDS A NEW EXCUSE
The international break rudely interrupts proceedings once more this week and one country’s manager will be missing from the dug-out…
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MAN! U LOST AGAIN
Manchester Disunited’s dismal early season form continues to continue. Ed Woodward, the United supremo, who pointlessly buys players with no…
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THE JURY’S OUT ON BALE
Gareth Bale’s return to Spurs seems the perfect signing for Jose Mourinho. Both men left their previous clubs amidst an…
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£14:95 PAY-PER-VIEW “WORTH EVERY PENNY”, SAYS PREMIER LEAGUE TOP BRASS
The CEO of the Premier League, Richard Masters – yes, he really is called Dick Masters, a great name for…
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DICK HURTS DIJK
Since Saturday afternoon, the red half of Liverpool has been a city in mourning for Virgil Van Dijk’s anterior cruciate…
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