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THE FAN’S PRAYER
Last year’s tournament is finally kicking off. Thanks to FIFA and their machinations and then Covid, there’s little that most…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
DONNY’S DOUBLE DUTCH
Hard to tell them apart, right? Here’s a clue: one is Woody from behind the bar; the other is Donny…
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KANE: I’VE DECIDED – OR HAVE I?
The simple Tottenham angel with the glass ankles, Harry Kane, today decided to release a statement to @kickaroundfootball regarding whether…
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MAN UNITED’S ‘NO PENALTY’ FURY
The Reds’ manager, Only Gunna Sackyer, has hit out at ‘blatant bias’ from the powers-that-be who have decided to give…
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DANIEL LEVY ‘SCARED SHITLESS’ BY DECISION ERROR
Tottenham’s chairman, Daniel ‘Long-Pockets’ Levy, is haunted – yes HAUNTED – by his error this week. He had two announcements…
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WHEN HARRY MET SONNY…
Harry Kane today denied ever denying the denial which denied his previous denial that denied denying he was leaving Tottenham. …
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A SPAIN IN THE ARSENAL
Arsenal manager and Captain Black lookalike, Mikel Arteta, has commented on reports linking him with the managerial job at Barcelona.…
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JOSE MOURINHO TO BECOME JUDGE ON X FACTOR
Jose Mourinho is set to undergo a somewhat surprising career change. He’s becoming the latest singing talent judge on the…
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KLOPP OUT?
Current crisis crisis club Liverpool are clearly in a crisis. Despite two 3-1 wins in the capital, people in the…
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CHELSEA SHOCK: NEW BOSS THOMAS TUCHEL SACKED BY ABRAMOVICH
Though Thomas Tuchel has just been appointed as manager of Chelsea, trigger-happy despot, Roman Abramovich, has already scheduled the German’s…
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