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EVERTON’S PREMIER LEAGUE APOLOGY SHOCK
Everton manager, Frank Lampard’s fury at last week’s penalty decision has, unbelievably, forced the Premier League to issue an apology.…
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TALKING BALLS
TUCHEL TALKS TURKEY ABOUT HIS TURKEY
Chelsea manager, Thomas Tuchel, tells the press when we can and cannot laugh at currently struggling centre-forward, Romelu Lukaku.
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OO-ER, I JUST CAN’T MANAGE. BUT WHO CAN?
As the country recovers from laughing uproariously at Man U’s parlous situation, attention turns to replacing Only Gunna Sackyer. Who’ll…
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ARSENAL SENSATION – ARTETA NOT SACKED!
The world of football has been rocked to its very core. Yet another day has passed without Mikel Arteta getting…
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IT’S OFFICIAL! CHELSEA ARE THE LEAST INTERESTING TEAM IN EUROPE
Following an exhaustive research programme, a select group of top Cambridge University boffins have proved that Chelsea are the “least…
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WHAT EVERY CLUB NEEDS THIS SEASON
With the 21/22 season under way – unbelievably only weeks after the final of Euro, er, 2020 – and the…
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IT’S TRUE – SPURS ENDED LAST SEASON WITH A TROPHY!!
With the new season about to kick-off, Tottenham fans the length and breadth of Tottenham are already jumping for joy.…
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DID UEFA LOSE THE PLOT WHEN THEY LOST THEIR BOTTLE?
Under-fire, world-dominating, ‘there-for-the-fans’ football monolith, UEFA, have proved they haven’t lost the plot when it comes to losing the bottle.…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
LOW AND BEHOLD HIS LOOKALIKE
Separated at birth? Joachim Low and his lookalike have identical hair and an identical glum expression for identical reasons. Moe…
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SACKYER’S ‘INJURIES’ PLAN FOR RETURN TO MAN UTD GLORY
The Man United manager, Only Gunna Sackyer, has vowed to bring the glory days back to Old Trafford with a…
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