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TIME FOR MAN UTD TO GET HAG RID?
“I am no Harry Potter.” So said He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, soon after his side were embarrassed by visitors and rivals Liverpool at…
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‘MAN, IT’S SO UNFAIR!’ UNITED
With all the charm, sophistication and rigour of a 15-year-old who thinks the world is against him and regularly wanks into…
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PUTTING PEP’S PAIN IN PERSPECTIVE
Balding, tactical Gandalf and Man City manager, Pep Guardiola, is recuperating in hospital. The bearded, tactical Merlin and Citizens manager told…
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UNITED FANS’ CARABAO CLASH CONFUSION CHAOS
Just as the confusion chaos of who could manage Man United out of the doldrums looked like it was clearing,…
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MAN! WHO’S THE NEXT MAN TO MANAGE MAN UTD?
The hunt continues to decide who’s the next man to manage Man United. Meanwhile, Ralf Rangnick, the bespectacled, somewhat confused…
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WHAT EVERY CLUB NEEDS THIS SEASON
With the 21/22 season under way – unbelievably only weeks after the final of Euro, er, 2020 – and the…
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SACKYER’S ‘INJURIES’ PLAN FOR RETURN TO MAN UTD GLORY
The Man United manager, Only Gunna Sackyer, has vowed to bring the glory days back to Old Trafford with a…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
DONNY’S DOUBLE DUTCH
Hard to tell them apart, right? Here’s a clue: one is Woody from behind the bar; the other is Donny…
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MAN UNITED’S ‘NO PENALTY’ FURY
The Reds’ manager, Only Gunna Sackyer, has hit out at ‘blatant bias’ from the powers-that-be who have decided to give…
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MAN! U LOST AGAIN
Manchester Disunited’s dismal early season form continues to continue. Ed Woodward, the United supremo, who pointlessly buys players with no…
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