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WHAT EVERY CLUB NEEDS THIS SEASON
With the 21/22 season under way – unbelievably only weeks after the final of Euro, er, 2020 – and the…
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IT’S TRUE – SPURS ENDED LAST SEASON WITH A TROPHY!!
With the new season about to kick-off, Tottenham fans the length and breadth of Tottenham are already jumping for joy.…
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THAT WEEK THIS WEEK
WHEN MARK HUGHES FELL FOUL OF AUSTIN POWERS
It’s exactly two years since one of the most clearcut examples of Player Power and – coincidentally – almost that…
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£14:95 PAY-PER-VIEW “WORTH EVERY PENNY”, SAYS PREMIER LEAGUE TOP BRASS
The CEO of the Premier League, Richard Masters – yes, he really is called Dick Masters, a great name for…
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FOOTBALL FALLS FOUL OF FASHION JOKERS
A new season means a new series of club kits – forcing their loyal fanbase to cough up over-the-odds sums…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
BRAZILIAN DANCING ON ICE?
THE DIFFERENCE? FABINHO WOULD LOOK RUBBISH WITH HIS PANTS OUTSIDE HIS STALAC-TIGHTS After 30 years in the Premier League Deep…
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SAUDIS ZING OUT OF TOON
ASHLEY – UPMARKET Owner, Mike Ashley, is disgusted that despite “cutting my own throat, I couldn’t get f*@king Newcastle DisUnited…
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VAR YOU SERIOUS?? PREMIER LEAGUE’S NEW ‘FOOLPROOF’ VAR SOLUTION
After a week of shocking VAR decisions affecting relegation and European possibilities, the Premier League have today revealed a revolutionary…
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