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IVAN EAGERNESS TO TRAIN
Spread-betting, suspended, England-wannabe-targetman and Brentford centre forward, Ivan Toney, is living a personal hell. He’s gone on record, saying that…
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PUTTING PEP’S PAIN IN PERSPECTIVE
Balding, tactical Gandalf and Man City manager, Pep Guardiola, is recuperating in hospital. The bearded, tactical Merlin and Citizens manager told…
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BREAKING NEWS: CHELSEA SIGN BLOKE AS HE LEAVES SPORTS DIRECT WITH A PAIR OF BOOTS
With Chelsea yet to notch their first win of the season and the transfer window closing soon, the big spenders…
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NEW NEWS, IT’S A NEW NEWCASTLE
Newcastle’simpressive start to the seasonhas left many impressed amidst much talk of the ‘New Newcastle’. However, there were several journalists…
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MAUPAY THE PRICE
Flame-haired, gravel-voiced, fiery, ginger firebrand and Everton Manager, Sean Dyche, has hitout at the online criticism endured by his cow’s-arse-banjo…
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IS KANE ABLE?
Bayern manager, Thomas Tuchel, is keen to make up with Harry Kane, following his apology after last weekend’s debut defeat…
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CAN THE PREMIER LEAGUE COPE WITH THE BIG SHEIKH UP?
This weekend the Premier League’s new season kicks off and it’ll feel a little different. Not because of the standard…
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MEANWHILE BACK AT SPURS,… EXACTLY WHO IS BEING THE STUPID CONTE?
The soap opera that is Tottenham Hotspur continues. The trouble is, this particular soap opera seems to be on repeat…
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UNITED FANS’ CARABAO CLASH CONFUSION CHAOS
Just as the confusion chaos of who could manage Man United out of the doldrums looked like it was clearing,…
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DOING THE DOUBLE
A WOLF IN WOLVES CLOTHING?
Back in the Premier League, back at Stamford Bridge, and raring to go take chunks out of the Blues’ defence…
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